Date: Mon, 19 Jul 1999 08:21:49 +0900 From: Cousin Raven Subject: Battle Hymn of the Enforcers (1/1) To: FKFIC-L@LISTS.PSU.EDU All characters herein were borrowed, abused, and put back. Characters are owned and copyrighted by Sony Pictures/Tristar Corp and were created by James Parriott and Barney Cohen. I'm just borrowing them for awhile, I promise to put them back in relatively good condition. No copyright infringement is intended. Any similarity to any real persons, living, dead or undead, or any other fan fiction, is purely coincidental. Also, nothing in this story is intended to offend anyone. If I screw something up, please let me know. Permission for mel to archive on fkfanfic given. Battle Hymn of the Enforcers ---------------------------- by Cousin Raven [raven@naturesong.com] (sung to the Battle Hymn of the Republic) (Use chorus A or B) Verse1: Mine eyes have seen the glory of the keeping of the code We have trampled down the mortals and have stole from their abode We have staked the traitor's bodies and have lightened our work load The truth it can't be told Chorus A: Write your stories, Hallelujah! Pen your stories, Hallelujah! Share your stories, Hallelujah! Our truth it can't be told. Chorus B: Glory, glory, Hallelujah! Glory, glory, Hallelujah! Glory, glory, Hallelujah! Our truth it can't be told. I have seen the traitors talking to the mortals in the land They have told them of our secret but have stayed our killing hand If their mortals prove unfaithful we will bury them in sand The truth it can't be told Verse 2: Mine eyes have seen the glory of the spreading of our word They have hypnotized their mortals and our warnings they have heard Perhaps we are less useful now, their lessons they have learned All to keep the code Chorus with line (All to keep the code) at the end. I have seen them keep their secret with their lovers and their friends They have end'red silent suffering and pain that never ends Then someone screws up royally and for our service sends All to keep the code Verse 3: Mine eyes have seen the danger of the breaking of the code Mortals crowding into villages and dying in the cold Should we execute them dead or should we let their tale be told We've no time to back down I have seen the guiltless pleasure of the keeping of our word We have sought for the foolish and their like we have conquered Surely in our future we will be sought and then treasured We've no time to back down (Chorus with line (We've no time to back down) Mine eyes have seen the glory of the pucing of Janette We will dangle polyester and destyle the Ravenettes Their taste will be their downfall and will be best our asset Watch out for yourself! I have seen the Ravens cringe when the fods come in the room They run as if it's Halloween and they're in a costume Their style and their taste in dress can only be their doom Watch out for yourself! Mine eyes have seen the glory of the robb'ry of the lab We will take all the corn'r's notes and her proof we will grab We will lay all the natpackers out upon a slab We've got some mortals to nab! I have seen the packers grapple and cater to the dead For their beloved Nick they've lied and then they've bled Truly when we find them they'll be deader than undead We've got some mortals to nab! Mine eyes have seen the glory of the shedding of Vachon We must hold him there and keep his still until after dawn We will perm his hair and burn it up and then it will be gone Oh, poor Vachon! I have seen Tracy go to him and wander in his hair How will she feel about him when his head is all but bare Don't even try to fight us, we've got spies everywhere Oh, poor Vachon! Mine eyes have seen the courage of enforcers dressed in black We have spies in every country and they're ready to attack (faction instead of country?) We have high morale and loyalty, supplies we do not lack We will kick butt today I have seen them cast their stones and snort back to our kind So show them what we're made of and be sure to be unkind We have many things to plan yet we'll create for them a bind We will kick butt today Cousin Raven (raven@naturesong.com) http://www.naturesong.com We are the enforcements, resistance is futile, you will be silenced.