Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1999 17:28:45 -0500 To: fkarchiver@fkfanfic.com From: "Brenda F. Bell" Subject: FILK: The Caddy Originally posted to FKFIC-L 1998 25 August. The characters and universe are not mine. Forever Knight and its characters belong to SONY/Tri-Star. I'm not sure who owns the rights to "Makin' Whoopie", though I've heard recordings of it by Danny Thomas and by the Barry Sisters (in a Yiddish-language version that really puts the "P" in "JAP"...). Permission is granted to post this on the fk-ftp site, the fkfanfic.com Web site, and the CaddyWhack page. All others please ask first ... Brenda bfbell@dorsai.org "The Caddy" ---------------- to the tune, "Makin' Whoopie" Note: to be performed broadly and... well... suggestively in parts (you'll know where they are). Written version is G-rated, performed version is closer to PG-13. Another corpse, another case, Another murderer to chase, Another season, another reason To drive the caddy. Though it may take a while to start, Its got a big trunk, but bigger heart; It's always giving -- Well, it's still "living" -- The ragtop caddy. It doesn't get much mileage -- maybe eight gallons per, But it's a classic body -- big fins raise quite a stir... "Eighty-one kilo," it answers loud Toronto cop's car -- it stands quite proud It lasts forever, and fails Nick never -- The trusty caddy. It hasn't got a modern perk It's AM radio is tuned to CERK! No one can change that -- or rearrange that -- (Except Nick's "daddy"). Metallic green may be a fluke -- But never hint that it looks like puke! It's Nick's true lover -- his daylight cover -- His classic caddy. It never poses questions that Nick can never solve. It doesn't tease and taunt him when he's weak on resolve. Although its heater is on the blink Its fancy engine is in the pink It still keeps running, its pistons gunning -- It's Nick's old caddy. ------------------------------------------------ Brenda F. Bell webwarren@earthlink.net /nick TMana IM: n2kye Arctophile, computer addict, TREKker, stealth photographer... UA, PoCBS, FKPagan; Neon-Green GlowWorm HugMistress of the Ger Bear Project http://members.Tripod.com/~TMana/ Gerthering 3 Photos: http://nj5.injersey.com/~ic97/gertherng/ Visit the Fiendish Glow at http://home.earthlink.net/~webwarren/glow/