Ok, I admit it. I got started on the fangy talk tonight, and couldn't stop. So, here's the first FK episode I remember watching translated into a fangy little ditty. (Thath fahghy hittal ihtty, fah thoth khepin twak.) Permission given to archive at fkfanfic website and the FTP site. No other permission is granted to repost/reprint/reuse. As always, feedback is welcomed. If you want to see earlier "Fangs" stories, check out the fanfic website or http://www.best.com/~sclark/fk . This story is based on characters and situations that aren't mine. Thanks to TPTB for their use. "Fang Better, Fang Verth" humbly submitted, (then I'm running), by S. Clark Rahthath ah wehd Vhalotth ahn yahlah Nhiky, thweet Nhiky Ith ah kweweth fahlah Rahthath ahnt bue Ahn vhalotth ahn rhad Nhiky, pah Nhiky Gaht that ihn da had Rahthath ah wehd Vhalotth ahn pahnk Nahalie tahk tha blahd Ahn pawd id dahn tha thihnk Rahthath ah wehd Vhalotth ah bue Thpeakin whith fangth Kehn be thaff ta dho Rahthat ah wehd Ah Nhiky gaht bhatah He thav tha lahf Uhf Twathy Vehtah Blahd iht ith wed Ahn Nhiky heh dwinkth iht He wemembahs he'th a vhampahr Thoh Nhat thath heh jhinkth iht LaKwah'th ehbawth ah bwak Ahn vhalotth ahr bue Nhik rehmambahs iht ahl Ahn thil hathnd a kwew