Date:         Thu, 24 Feb 1994 15:44:58 -0700
 
                                **warning**
 
This is a very silly, quickly written little piece of fanfic.
Proceed with caution!
 
 
 
Forever Knight Fanfic Cross-over
 
 
GRACE UNDER PRESSURE GETS A VISIT FROM LACROIX
 
 
Margaret Newman
 
 
 
 
 
Grace has been set up on a blind date by her sister. The "date" comes
to pick her up. It is LaCroix.
 
"What a tasty morsel." LaCroix says as gives Grace a once-over.
 
"Geez. Most of the time with guys, you have to worry about their hands."
Grace rolls her eyes in disgust. "With you, those fangs make me
nervous." She shudders exaggeratedly.
 
"Nothing to be nervous about, my dear." He smiles slyly.
 
"I think I ought to bring some protection." Grace narrows her gaze
as she considers him. "Hold on, I'm gonna get a turtleneck sweater
on. With a metal neckbrace. -the vampire chastity belt!"
 
"I can offer you immortality." He whispers, leaning close. She draws
her head back, her body stiffening.
 
"Oh, joy. An eternity to do laundry." She backs off. "Uh, I don't
think this is a good idea." The baby starts crying upstairs. The
oldest boy Quentin has been sneaking down the stairs, super-waterpistol
in hand. He starts firing at LaCroix.
 
LaCroix whirls, and hisses threateningly at Quentin.
 
"Well, hiss hiss to you, too." Grace says to LaCroix as she walks
over to Quentin. She pulls the water gun out of his hand, and runs
back upstairs. "You can go now. I'll thank my sister in the morning
for this fiasco."
 
"Please give her my regards." He nodds, and leaves.
 
"Yeah, I think I will." Grace walks over to the desk, opens a drawer,
and withdraws something. Working her mouth now fitted with chewing
gum fangs, she says, "I can offer you an eternity of dirty diapers,
sister dear...."