IRC: #deadbored by Imajiru imajiru@mindspring.com imajiru@unicorn-x.net August 27, 1996 -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- *** Now talking on #deadbored *** * LilBoPeep has joined #deadbored CaptVideo: rehi Lil! LilBoPeep: bak CaptVideo: bounced? * CaptVideo sets LilBoPeep +o LilBoPeep: nah. Had to look busy, hit close instead of minimize CaptVideo: Pretending to work, hmm? CaptVideo: Get a Mac. LilBoPeep: well, yeah, set an example for the staff * LilBoPeep sets topic #deadbored: Quick, look busy! LilBoPeep: Uh-uh, no way. No Mac, no Win95, no no no. CaptVideo: You have a staff... I'm jealous. CaptVideo: Of course you know that Windows is a conspiracy hatched by aliens to undermine humang civilization as we know it. CaptVideo: human, even LilBoPeep: I have a staff, you have a gun -- who wins? LilBoPeep: Truthfully, I should be working. I have a backlog you wouldn't believe. CaptVideo: I have a tendency to lose my gun. CaptVideo: Sympathies. Paperwork? * cadillac has joined #deadbored LilBoPeep: You and your conspiracies. Everything's a conspiracy with you. CaptVideo: Greetings, cad. LilBoPeep: well, I have a tendency to lose my staff. Another one quit today. LilBoPeep: Well, hello there cad. Past your bedtime, isn't it? CaptVideo: You've been chatting with Cinn. behind my back, haven't you. cadillac: hello * CaptVideo sets topic #deadbored: Paranoid and Proud Of It! LilBoPeep: Much paperwork. The receptionist is pregnant. cadillac: can't sleep, bored, nothing on tv; the usual cadillac: marie-therese is pregnant?? LilBoPeep: actually, haven't seen Cinn here lately CaptVideo: Sympathies again. I too should be working. LilBoPeep: cad: Where've you been? She's seven months gone & big as a house. CaptVideo: cad: insomnia, nightmares...? CaptVideo: Lil: We've been busy lately. Working too hard. cadillac: haven't seen m-t since she started working days cadillac: send her my best, will you? CaptVideo: Cinn. took a slug in the arm yesterday, flesh wound. cadillac: cv: hunger this time, actually. this diet i'm on LilBoPeep: cad: oh, for crying out loud, do it yourself, will you? LilBoPeep: Send her flowers or something. CaptVideo: I made her take the day off. LilBoPeep: oh no! {{{{{{hugs}}}}}} for Cinn LilBoPeep: cad: b.good cadillac: cv: please relay my sympathy CaptVideo: Told her I'd write her number on the men's room wall if she didn't. CaptVideo: cadillac: lil: yes, ma'am. LilBoPeep: Capt: LOL! Did she shoot you? again? cadillac: twice, even. CaptVideo: I'll tell her. CaptVideo: Lil: I thought she might. cadillac: cv: will have to remember that method of persuasion CaptVideo: Actually, she still might. CaptVideo: Had to drive her home & all but tuck her into bed. LilBoPeep: cad: One word - toothpicks. cadillac: cv: "all but"? CaptVideo: Yes, well, remember that Cinn. is also licensed to carry a concealed weapon. LilBoPeep: Capt: "tuck" -- typo? CaptVideo: So yes, "all but". LilBoPeep: Does she also miss low? CaptVideo: no, not a typo CaptVideo: But I did get to help take her shirt off. cadillac: lil: toothpicks??? CaptVideo: No, um, she's too accurate for my good. cadillac: lil: you never let me help take your shirt off. CaptVideo: So naturally I was a perfect gentleman. LilBoPeep: cad: Use your imagination. CaptVideo: cad: well, the shirt part was fun, but I could have lived without seeing ehr get shot. LilBoPeep: cad: The next time I get shot, you can help take my shirt off. cadillac: understood. on all points. LilBoPeep: brb cadillac: cv: did you get the s.o.b.? CaptVideo: Well, we got him incarcerated. CaptVideo: Of course, I would have prefferred... but laws, and all that. cadillac: yes, understood CaptVideo: Can't let the emotional reaction prevail, regardless of what I might have preferred. cadillac: agreed. justice, not vengeance cadillac: now we hope that the system works, this time. CaptVideo: Agreed. cadillac: so... you took her shirt off... CaptVideo: Yes. cadillac: and then? CaptVideo: And then I took her bra off. cadillac: the plot thickens... cadillac: and then?? CaptVideo: Ummm, wasnk't the only thing that thickened... CaptVideo: And then I helped her put on a nightgown. cadillac: hm, i can imagine! CaptVideo: I didn't drool or anything. I was very proud of myself. cadillac: the perils of gallantry; some things never change LilBoPeep: bak CaptVideo: It wasn't easy, but I survived. CaptVideo: well, time to change the subject! LilBoPeep: taqlking about me behind my back, are you? LilBoPeep: talking, even cadillac: no, we were... never mind. LilBoPeep: Silly man. I'm logging. cadillac: logging? LilBoPeep: I always log our chats. CaptVideo: Well, I'm screwed. * CaptVideo prepares to dig a very deep hole and climb into it LilBoPeep: Now I have to go and find out what you two were saying... CaptVideo: I should know better than to shoot my mouth off on IRC. cadillac: serves you right, you know CaptVideo: It always gets me in trouble. CaptVideo: Hey, you were the one asking all the questions! LilBoPeep: You pig! * CaptVideo crawls into the deep hole, hiding from feminine wrath CaptVideo: Please don't tell Cinn., please please please LilBoPeep: No, I was talking to cadillac. cadillac: me? what did i do? CaptVideo: I beg, I implore, I beseech you, please do not tell Cinn. what I said. LilBoPeep: You were the one asking all the questions. * LilBoPeep sets topic #deadbored: Men are PIGS. CaptVideo: I pretended that she wasn't gloriously naked mere inches from my fingertips, and I kind of think she bought it. cadillac: i was only showing polite interest LilBoPeep: Oh, please. Like she wouldn't notice you drooling. LilBoPeep: Polite interest, my ass. CaptVideo: I did not drool. I was very very good. CaptVideo: I tried not to even look, but I couldn't manage that. cadillac: lil: yes, i have a polite interest in your ass * LilBoPeep concedes points to CaptVideo for not drooling CaptVideo: cad: LOL! cadillac: it's a very nice ass. especially in scrubs * Cinnamon has joined #deadbored CaptVideo: Thank you very much. LilBoPeep: cad: Welllll... as long as it's a *polite* interest. CaptVideo: Cinnamon! Cinnamon: Hi, all. cadillac: cinnamon!!! welcome LilBoPeep: Cinn! How are you doing??? CaptVideo: and what are you doing online? You're supposed to be RESTING! * CaptVideo sets Cinnamon +o Cinnamon: What's new? LilBoPeep: We heard you had, uhm, a bit of a mishap? * LilBoPeep sets Cinnamon +o CaptVideo: Resting, as in sleeping, as in not exercising the site of the injury... cadillac: feel better soon cinn Cinnamon: Just a flesh wound. I feel fine. A little achey. Cinnamon: CV: I'm *fine*, dammit. LilBoPeep: Flesh wounds *hurt*. CaptVideo: Cinn: Do not even try to tell me that it does not hurt to type. Cinnamon: Thanks, guys. Cinnamon: Lil: Yes, they do. :( LilBoPeep: well, it's still good to 'see' you again! Cinnamon: I can't sleep, there's nothing on television; I'm *bored*. LilBoPeep: cut up any good dead bodies lately? CaptVideo: Cinn: c'mon, I worry. cadillac: cinn: oh, you too? Cinnamon: Nope. Any new autopsy jokes? CaptVideo: We're all bored. That's what this channel is here for. Cinnamon: CV: I know. But don't. LilBoPeep: Grace is my best source, and she's on vacation cadillac: just another way of killing time LilBoPeep: Off in the sunny bahamas Cinnamon: So, why are men pigs? LilBoPeep: CaptVideo: Um, no reason. * CaptVideo sets topic #deadbored: Ignore Previous Topic cadillac: no reason, never mind Cinnamon: Uh-huh, yeah, right, sure, I'll buy that. (private) Cinnamon: okay, what happened? (private) LilBoPeep: heh heh heh, want the log? CaptVideo: The sunny Bahamas, huh? (private) Cinnamon: yes, please! CaptVideo: Let's talk about the sunny Bahamas. LilBoPeep: Okay, Capt, whatever you say. (private) LilBoPeep: Hang on, I'll e-mail it to you. Cinnamon: Right, CV. The sunny Bahamas. cadillac: oh, please, not another conversation about beaches. (private) Cinnamon: thanks! * LilBoPeep sets topic #deadbored: How 'bout them sunny Bahamas? LilBoPeep: Grace went, and she didn't take me with her :( CaptVideo: What's wrong with beaches? cadillac: i would have missed you, lil. LilBoPeep: I really need a vacation. Cinnamon: ...a lounge chair, a palm tree, a margarita... LilBoPeep: cad: yes, I know. ;-) cadillac: cv: i burn easily in sunlight :-( * CaptVideo sweeps Cinnamon off her feet to an island paradise. LilBoPeep: cad: I suppose I might have missed you, just a bit. * Cinnamon thanks CaptVideo graciously, and offers him a sip of her margarita (private) Cinnamon: oooooh, that pig! (private) LilBoPeep: ahh, you got your e-mail LilBoPeep: cad: Why don't you ever take ME anywhere, hmmm? (private) Cinnamon: actually, no, I have to admit, he really was very good about it. Very -- restrained. CaptVideo: Cinn: Thank you! cadillac: lil: where do you want to go? (private) LilBoPeep: want to pretend I never told you? CaptVideo: Now put down the laptop and get some rest... please? (private) Cinnamon: Yeah, I think I can safely let him get away with this one. cadillac: /cadillac offers lil moonlight and roses cadillac: oops * CaptVideo gently takes the computer from Cinn's hands... Cinnamon: cad: try /me LilBoPeep: Well, it was a nice thought cadillac: okay Cinnamon: I'm FINE. Really. CaptVideo: cad: if you do, I'll have to hunt you down and kill you. * cadillac offers lil moonlight and roses * Cinnamon gently breaks CaptVideo's hands and takes back the computer LilBoPeep: That's much better. I accept. CaptVideo: ouch! Cinnamon: Oh, are we a tad jealous? cadillac: cv: what?? * CaptVideo kicks off his shoes and attempts to take away the computer using his toes LilBoPeep: Now how about some *real* roses sometime? CaptVideo: I hardly think that warranted having my hands broken. * Cinnamon faints dead away at the smell of CaptVideo's feet CaptVideo: cad: never mind LilBoPeep: They're always jealous. LilBoPeep: Cinn: LOL! * CaptVideo reaches over Cinn's unconscious body and takes away the laptop. Success! cadillac: brb CaptVideo: So there. LilBoPeep: cad: chicken! Cinnamon: Want me to kiss 'em better? Cinnamon: Lil: lol! CaptVideo: Are you flirting with me again? LilBoPeep: the hands, or the feet? cadillac: bak Cinnamon: I never flirt with you. LilBoPeep: You're not off the hook, you know. CaptVideo: Okay, fine, whatever you say. cadillac: lil: LilBoPeep: Uh-oh. They're bringing in a fresh one. CaptVideo: If it makes you feel better to think so... LilBoPeep: Looks like no more boredom for me today cadillac: lil: what's up? Cinnamon: Just your arrogant imagination. LilBoPeep: cad: I don't know yet. LilBoPeep: All right, well, I'm outta here. CaptVideo: I call 'em as I see 'em cadillac: lil: call me if you need me Cinnamon: Lil: happy hunting! LilBoPeep: See ya later, maybe. CaptVideo: good luck, Lil. LilBoPeep: cad: I will. LilBoPeep: Bye, all. * LilBoPeep has left #deadbored -- Quit Message: (Now where's those damn sheep?) (end)