Date: 96-10-31 11:37:18 EST Poster: Whttiger Subject: Funhouse Challenge: The End ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ - Sorry, this is so late but I'm busy and all. This one goes to Aerin. LaCroix' Funhouse by Elisa P. Black *Narrator's Note*: When we last left our heroes, they were cha-chaing down the street to LaCroix' Funhouse last Halloween. In suspended animation for the past year were Nick in a suit of armor, Sydney and his twin Nat, Schanke the shadow with a skirt, Myra as Schanke, Jenny the vampire, Jenny's friend Nicole as a glow-in-the dark ghost, and a dorky coworker of Nick and Nat and Schank's named Mendolson as a burly Cohen. Or, if your taste in heroes runs the other way, LaCroix' at the funhouse plotting with his youngest child, Grimwald the magician. :) They arrived at 8:30 sharp to see Barney doing gymnastics with the Power Rangers as they all sang the 'I Love You' song. Cringing in horror, the group roaced for the warm light emanating from behind Grimwald the zombie in the doorway. At the last minute, the dead dude stepped aside to reveal... Legs. Pale toothpicks of legs. Bright, tiny, tiger-print ladies' bikini briefs stretched painfully tight over a small hump. A pure, marble-white, flat stomach. A teeny tiger-print bikini top crumpled over a flat chest. LaCroix' evilly grinning face. "Velcome to my humble home," he purred in a terrible Transylvanian accent to their shocked faces. Mendolson blubbered. "Uh, h-hello, m-ma'am." Everyone else screamed and they all made for the darkness. And all smacked into a wall full-tilt; except for Nick who snickered to their annoyance. Boy, he loved his vamp vision. But even Nick didn't see LaCroix bounding after them as gracefully as a gazelle. It was going to be a fun night for the master vampire. Heh, heh, heh... -The End- (unless anyone wants me to continue...) Happy Halloween, everyone!!! Whttiger: cchung@nimbus.ocis.temple.edu |"If we're going to be damned, ---~------~------~------~------~-------| let's be damned for what we 2nd season FK DH, MacFan, New Age Trekkie| are." -Cptn. Picard, ST:TNG BatFan, L&C:TNAOSer, KF:TLCer, X-Phile |"It hurts to be mortal, don't ---~------~------~------~------~------~ it?" -Normy, Mighty Max