Date: Sun, 29 Sep 1996 22:28:27 -0400
From: Allison Percy <percy91@WHARTON.UPENN.EDU>
Subject: NVC Limericks (1/1)

The poems below are being posted as "shareware" of a sort.  If you read
them, you're encouraged to visit Frederic Ferland's web page and vote on
your favorite FK episodes.  For those of you who aren't on FORKNI-L and
haven't read about it there, the reason Frederic is doing this is because
Columbia Tristar Home Video is hopefully planning on releasing a few
FK episodes on tape early next year and has asked for our input! :-)
Frederic's page is at:
   http://www.mtl.net/solidarite/mrhappy/fktapes.htm

If you don't have web access, e-mail your votes to Frederic at
<mrhappy@mtl.net>.  You can also suggest merchandise that might be
packaged with the tapes, extras (interviews/bloopers) you'd like to see
included, mention whether you're interested in buying an entire season,
etc.

Now on with the bad poetry!! These are a couple of post-Last Knight
limericks written for the NatVampCamp.  Both assume Nick accidentally
brought Nat across while he was "taking too much."

Send groans, rotten tomatoes, or raucous laughter to me at:
percy91@wharton.upenn.edu


Poem The First:  A Valentine Version

  A coroner named Nat came across
  Dismayed to find Nick was her boss.
  She pulled out the stake
  And called him a flake
  Then left town with a vamp named "LaCross."

Poem The Second:  Nick&NatPackers' Revenge

  Leaping up from the floor, Nat vamped out,
  Grabbed the stake and gave LC a clout.
  She scooped up her Nick
  (Flaws and all, he's her pick)
  They lived happily after, no doubt.


Now even *I* am groaning...  ;-)

--
Allie (percy91@wharton.upenn.edu)  http://members.aol.com/AlliePercy/wwg
"... Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness
sit upon 'em."  Shakespeare, paraphrased.
--