Date: Sun, 18 Jul 1999 15:03:32 CDT From: Kathy Walsh Subject: Ode to Kyer 01/01 To: FKFIC-L@LISTS.PSU.EDU I posted this in the "micro War" on FORKNI-L in response to Kyer's un-Uncle. The Usual Disclaimers: I don't own FK or Kyer, but I *do* own the poem and the story behind the algae (but not a VW Bug... :-().... Permission to archive @ fkfanfic & anywhere else as long as you have *KYER'S* permission (it *is* about her... sorta) and send me the URLs so I can gloat.... -------------------- >Kyer wrote: > >Actually, LCs already turned me-- specifically my stomach. > >Hmmph! Like that's possible! (Ok, I know I'm a closet Addict... but >that's >CLOSET, y'hear?! *CLOSET*!!) >So... I had to write something corny just to show that I am a rather >"different" poet... and to turn _Kyer's_ stomach in revenge for the Girl >Guides episode.... ;-) **************** Ode to Kyer She is Squirette to a guy named Nick Who vamped his girlfriend's brother, Rick She says that Nunkies makes her sick And wishes she could give him a kick She writes "unique" poems and filks, you see And always says that she's crazy She goes ga-ga over Nicky Who wishes Nat's blood he could licky And orders "moo juice" straight from Miki Or Janette (he's not that picky!) This ode is turning into a schtick Not about Kyer, but her buddy Nick! His car is colored algae-green-blue (From Schanke's milkshake, same as glue But that's another post, thank you!) This poem is wacky, _that_ is true But Kyer, I beg thee, Please Don't Sue! ---------------------------------------- >Heh heh heh. Uncle will get his revenge, one way or another ;-).... LC Kathy: Val, CP, Faithful, Seducer, RoGe Listmommy (in no particular order), Les Mis, Urchin, IB, closet Addict, ditto for the NNP, Knightie sympathizer, WX-Ravenette: "Yes, for just the cost of good taste in clothing, *you too* can be a part of the faction chosen for the upcoming war by the illustrious *Kathy Walsh*!" So... whaddaya say?!!! ;-) _______________________________________________________________ Get Free Email and Do More On The Web. Visit http://www.msn.com