Date: Sun, 23 Aug 1998 21:00:38 -0700 
To: fkarchiver@fkfanfic.com 
From: clark <sclark@best.com> 
Subject: FILK: Old LaCroix (01/01)
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FILK: Old LaCroix 
(to the tune of "Old MacDonald," mostly) 
by S. Clark

Old LaCroix had some vamps, E-I-E-I-O 
And among these vamps he had a Nick, E-I-E-I-O 
With some angst angst here and some angst angst there 
Here some angst, there some angst, everywhere some angst angst 
Old LaCroix had some vamps, E-I-E-I-O
Old Lacroix had some vamps, E-I-E-I-O 
And among these vamps he had Janette, E-I-E-I-O 
With shopping here and shopping there 
Here a shop there a shop everywhere a shop shop 
Old Lacroix had some vamps, E-I-E-I-O
Old LaCroix had some vamps, E-I-E-I-O 
And among these vamps he had Vachon, E-I-E-I-O 
With a blink blink here and a blink blink there, 
Here a blink there a ... wait a second, he doesn't BLINK! 
Old LaCroix had some vamps, E-I-E-I-O
Old LaCroix had some vamps, E-I-E-I-O 
And among these vamps was one named Alma, E-I-E-I-O 
With a spilled drink here and a spilled drink there, 
Here a drink, there a drink, so much mess I cannot think 
Old LaCroix had some vamps, E-I-E-I-O
Old LaCroix had some vamps, E-I-E-I-O 
And among these vamps there lived an Urs, E-I-E-I-O 
Dancing here and a dancing there, 
Here a dance, there a dance, always wearing leather pants 
Old LaCroix had some vamps, E-I-E-I-O
Old LaCroix had some vamps, E-I-E-I-O 
And among these vamps there was a Screed, E-I-E-I-O 
With a dead rat here and a dead rat there, 
Here a rat, there a rat, what a mess he's made, at that 
Old LaCroix had some vamps, E-I-E-I-O
Old LaCroix had some vamps, E-I-E-I-O 
A among these vamps he had Alyce, E-I-E-I-O 
With an eyebrow here and an eyebrow there, 
Here a brow, there a brow, give the tweezers to her now 
Old LaCroix had some vamps, E-I-E-I-O
Old LaCroix had some vamps, E-I-E-I-O 
And among these vamps was Natalie, E-I-E-I-O 
Here a ... wait a second...she's not a vampire 
<who cares, sing> 
I'm not going to continue, she's not a vampire! 
<I said sing> 
Will not. 
<I'm holding my breath until you do> 
Won't. 
<then end it> 
oh, E-I-E-I-O yourself. 
The end.

<fin> 
<sclark@best.com>