Date: Sat, 15 Feb 1997 18:55:57 -0500 From: Suzanne Leitch To: FKarchiver@fkfanfic.com Subject: Our Friends by Meghan L. Thank you for taking my submission! I don't think there's anything in here that could be classified as a spoiler, so I'm safe there. My apologies to Knighties, Perkulators, FoDs, and anybody else I may offend without meaning to. I was in a wierd mood when I wrote this, so forgive me. OUR FRIENDS by Meghan L. There was a detective named Nick Whose skull was uncommonly thick. But then the third season Brought Tracy - and reason For us to stop teasing our brick. There was a blonde copper called Tracy Who tended to be a bit spacey. She dated a vampie Who really was campy In short, she was quite a disgrace-y. Schanke's the ultimate cop At Tim Horton's for doughnuts he'll stop. Schank's record was clean 'Cause he never was mean But poor Schanke! His plane belly flopped! Lacriox's the supreme master vamp His eyes like to glow like two lamps. When they do, please look out Because then there's no doubt That onto your neck he'll soon clamp. The mistress of darkness Janette May not at first look like a threat. But beware! 'Cause at night She'll take a big bite And her appetite you're sure to whet. Poor Reese, all he wants is a drink He's been driven to go see a shrink. Each time he wants water All he gets is more fodder For griping and raising a stink. ***************************************** "All the information's in my brain, it's just in unmarked boxes."