Date: Tue, 20 Jul 1999 22:37:10 -0700 From: Cousin Tiff Subject: Pachisi with the Dark Trinity (1/2) To: FKFIC-L@lists.psu.edu *Warning* silliness ahead. This is a Dark Trinity/NA story. You have been warned. Boring disclaimer stuff: I do not own Forever Knight or any of the characters, yada yada yada. If I ever become rich enough, I will buy the rights, however, and then with my production studio (which I shall also own), I will spawn many long awaited spin-off series, mostly about LaCroix and vamps Tracy Vetter & Natalie Lambert. Permission for Mel to archive at the Fanfic site. ------------------------- "Pachisi with the Dark Trinity" (1/2) "I got the highest number, I get to go first." "No you don't, LaCroix. In this game, the person that rolls the lowest goes first. Natalie, it's your turn." "He he he. I got on the board at the first roll. Sweet." "Damn." "Damn." "Damn damn." "Are you going to say 'damn' every time you don't roll a five, Nick?" "No, just for now." "Okay, because if you were going to say 'damn' again, I would be forced to smack you up side the head with a biznitch slap." "With a what, Tiff?" "A biznitch slap... I can't say 'b****' because of rules regarding language. We can't say anything worse than 'damn' in these stories." "Oh, so we can't say f***? -- Hey, I got bleeped. Who's bleeping us?" "I am. I don't need the admin. of the fanfic list to kick me off. I don't need that kinda karma, LaCroix." "So we have to watch our language, then." "And if you three don't, I will." "Sounds fair enough, b****." "Hey!" "Sorry, couldn't resist." "Cousin Tiff, are you ever going to move your block?" "Nope. At least not until I get that little guy home." "What if I do -- THIS?!?" "Argh. You've foiled my plan, Nick. Prepare to face my wrath." "Wrath nothing. It had to be done. The game can finally continue." "Thanks Nick." "Oh, no, LaCroix. You can't do that." "Can't do what?" "You can't knock me out of the black space." "Why not, doctor?" "Because the black spaces are safe spaces. You can't knock me out of it unless it has your color in the circle." "Terribly sorry." "Ha ha! I've got a block again. Hehehe." "You think you are so clever." "Because I am." "I've only got one more piece to go, and you make a block, Tiff." "What can I say? I'm evil." "Yes, you are." "You can't talk, LaCroix." "Why not? I'm not evil." "Ha!" "Ha!" "Ha! Ha!" "If you're not evil LaCroix, then Nick here isn't the most angsty." "What does my being angsty have to do with it?" "LaCroix' evil drove you to it." "I did no such thing." "Yes, you did." "Natalie, I don't think that his evil drove me to being angsty." "Nick, you're an angsty fool." "LaCroix, if you weren't evil, then you wouldn't have me and countless others tacking the word Cousin to their names, in order to show how much we love your evilness." "Oh, really. I did not know that." "I'm not sure on the details of the story. But your followers have many names, one of which is 'cousin.'" "Do I have fans?" "Oh, yeah, they're called Knighties." "What about me?" "Natpackers.... Wait, I thought you guys knew all of this stuff already. Why are you making me explain it to you." "We're testing you." "Testing me for what?" "War 10 is coming, and we want to make sure that you know the factions. Damn it, Nat, you knocked me back!" "Hehehe." "Grrr." "Oooh. Hey, I got doubles, I get to go again." "No, that's your third time rolling doubles... you have to send your furthest piece home, Nick." "Damn. I'm never going to win at this rate." "YES!" "Grrr." "No more growling in my apartment, Nick." "Why can't I growl?" "My neighbors might think I'm hiding a dog up here, and report me to the super, there's a no dog policy in this building. Besides, it's creepy." "I don't think it's creepy." "I don't think it is, either." "Of course you both don't think someone growling at you is creepy. You both do it to each other all the time." "Thank you, Nat, it feels good not to be the only mortal in the room." "Believe me, I know how it feels." "Yeah. Hey, I've got an idea. Seeing as how we all now have only one piece to go, as far as getting home and winning the game. Let's make this interesting, shall we?" "What are you saying?" "What I'm saying is that whoever wins, gets to make everyone else do something. Like Truth or Dare, but with less Truth and more Dare." "Hmm. Sounds fun to me." "Seems as though Nat is in. Nick, LaCroix, what about you?" "Sure." "You sound hesitant, Nicholas." "Because I'm afraid what might happen if you win, LaCroix." end part 1 ------------------------- Questions, comments, chocolate? Email me at gugenhoffen@chickmail.com *********************************** chickclick.com http://www.chickclick.com girl sites that don't fake it. http://www.chickmail.com sign up for your free email. *********************************** Disclaimers in part 1 ------------------------- "Pachisi with the Dark Trinity" (2/2) "Don't worry, my dear boy. It is just a board game. I won't ask for much when I win. You should worry about what Natalie might ask you to do if she wins." "Heh heh heh." "Tiff, it's your turn, roll the dice." "Twelve. Alright. One... two... three.... I get to roll again hehehe. Seven! I win!" "Damn!" "Damn!" "Damn!" "Such hostility for it being just a board game, don't you think." "Of course you're not angry, you won, and now we have to do what you tell us." "Oh, right. Heh heh heh. Hmm. What could I make you do?" "Just tell us to run around in our underwear and get it over with." "Nick, I'm not some twelve year old girl who giggles at the sight of a man in his underwear. Okay, so I do giggle at the sight of a man in his underwear, but I am in no way twelve years old." "Just dare us already." "Fine. I dare Nat to kiss Nick. I do mean a real kiss, none of that peck on the cheek crap. Show me you love 'im!" "My that was a passionate one, wasn't it?" "LaCroix, you are so right. Seems like Nat really loves Nick, doesn't she? Leaves us to wonder if he loves her." "Of course I love her." "Then Nick, I dare you to bring Nat across." "What?" "You heard me, bring Nat across." "I like that idea." "Of course you would, LaCroix, you're evil." "Seems as though my little Cousin is very loyal. She has taken her dare for you and used it to my advantage." "How could you, Tiff?" "What can I say, my friends don't call me *evil* for nothing?" "I thought it was because of that tee-shirt you wear." "Well, okay, they do call me evil because of that, but hell, LaCroix, Nat, and I have been planning this for weeks, and this, to our surprise was the only way we could get you to bring her across." "Nat? You were apart of this?" "Nick, I've been dropping hints for a years now. You just didn't get them, so I decided to team up with LaCroix and Tiff. And, amazingly, it worked." "You *want* to be a vampire? You *want* to be part of the darkness?" "I couldn't give two s***s about the darkness. I want to live forever." "But why?" "I want to see if everything turns out like on Star Trek." "That is possibly the most ridiculous reason I've ever heard someone give for wanting eternal life." "Well, Nick asked, LaCroix, and I gave him my answer." "Well, get with the across bringing." "Pushy tonight, aren't we, young Tiffiney." "Yes, but I have other things I have in store tonight." "What were you planning?" "Well, don't you think you're getting out of our bet, LaCroix. You are going to have to do something very special for me." "What would that be? Where are you going?" "To my hall closet." "Why's that?" "Is Nick bringing Natalie across?" "Yes. Why are you in the hall closet?" "I have to get something. There's blood in the fridge for Nat! Could you give it to Nick? I don't want Nat killing me when I come back into the room." "What are you doing with blood in your fridge?" "Nat put it there earlier today, in case you or Uncle got hungry. Is it safe for me to come in the room, yet?" "Yeah, Nat won't kill you." "Good. LaCroix, put this on." "What is it? Oh, no. I should have guessed... a toga." "Did you forget I'm a member of Nunkies Anonymous?" The End. =P ------------------------------------------------- Many thanks to the KC and Ivy for suggesting titles for this one. But I just decided vague might be a little too much and wouldn't work. Okay, so there wasn't much Pachisi going on there. 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