Random Acts of Murder Posted to FKFIC-L Date: Thu, 01 Sep 1994 (c) Hey, folks, I'm going to kill two birds with one stone here! Merle Micklin (m.micklin1@genie.geis.com) suggested that writers write a story using a title she came up with--"Random Acts of Murder." Then Janet Dornhoff (jad44314@sumter.cso.uiuc.edu) suggested a story challenge of 200 words or less with plot, character development, dialogue, action, and humor. A tall order and I couldn't quite confine myself to 200 words (that *was* murder). But I got close. :) Anyway, hope you all enjoy my effort. Comments and criticism to tmp_harkins@dirac.physics.jmu.edu. Sandra Gray (now you all know what I sometimes do at 3 a.m.) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Random Acts of Murder A Forever Knight Story By Sandra Gray Nick sat heavily at his dining table with a bottle and a glass of blood. He was not looking forward to going in to work. He *knew* there would be another case to add to the baffling series of murders (at last count, five) that he and Schanke were investigating. Murders that seemed to have no common links at all, that were almost... A small brown spider crawled across the table. Nick squashed it. *Random.* Schanke was waiting for him. "Got another one. An old woman--walking her terrier in the park. Same M.O. Stabbed in the back. Not much blood." Nick sighed heavily. But Schanke smiled. "What?" "Dog took a chunk out of the guy. *And* we got a lead on a suspect." Soon Nick and Schanke were in Nick's car heading for Concord Arms Apartments. After interviewing the neighbor of a "Ray Wise," the detectives decided to interview the "suspect" himself. Wise bolted instead of babbled. Nick caught and cuffed him. After he was secured in a police car, they returned to Wise's apartment. The bedroom wall was papered with dart-studded telephone book pages. "Well, this should do it." Schanke grinned. "Good thing we had a dog to 'take a bite out of crime.'" Nick groaned. A cockroach was crawling over a telephone page. Nick raised a hand to squash it. Then he let it live. THE END ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~