Date:         Wed, 21 Apr 1999 15:44:17 -0700 
From: KYER <KYER@PRODIGY.NET> 
Subject:      Real Short Filks 
To: FKFIC-L@lists.psu.edu 

This can be archived by Mel.

(Gee, this gets tedious... ) I don't own anything of these characters or
songs.  I don't even own the plot of dirt I'm sitting on.

I mainly wrote these as an excuse to write that if someone notes a *close*
similarity of my work with someone else's earlier stuff, please let me know
and I will consider yanking mine.  Such an occurance would be purely
coincidental, but I don't want to upset any fellow filkers.--- Kyer


Real Short Filks
by Kyer en Ysh

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<set to 'Row, Row, Row Your Boat'>

NICK:    "Doomed, Doomed, Doomed to Angst:
          I am but a leech!"
LACROIX: "Nicholas, Nicholas, Nicholas, Nicholas--
          Life is like a peach."

(Pause)

NICK:    "And you must be the worm."
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I'm a perky, good cop
Yes, I am!
See, on my name badge--
Vetter's my clan.
When I get all caff'd up,
'Perky', be damned!
Enough with the jokes--ad nauseam!

<grumbling> so my dog was 'Sparky'... so?
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