Date:         Thu, 16 Dec 1993 08:12:00 EDT
 
 
 
"The Twelve (K)nights of Christmas"
 
  a _Forever Knight_ Christmas carol parody
 
 
             by
 
           Salieri
 
 
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On the first night of Christmas, Nicolaaaah gave to me
   a high-tech dungeon of doom
 
On the second night of Christmas, Nicolaaah gave to me
   two gleaming fangs
   and a high-tech dungeon of doom
 
On the third night of Christmas, Nicolaaah gave to me
   three abarats
   two gleaming fangs
   and a high-tech dungeon of doom!
 
On the fourth night of Christmas, Nicolaaah gave to me
   four protein shakes
   three abarats
   two gleaming fangs
   and a high-tech dungeon of doom!
 
On the fifth night of Christmas, Nicolaaah gave to me
   glowing, golden eyes
   four protein shakes
   three abarats
   two gleaming fangs
   and a high-tech dungeon of doom!
 
On the sixth night of Christmas, Nicolaaah gave to me
   six antique crosses
   glowing, golden eyes
   four protein shakes
   three abarats
   two gleaming fangs
   and a high-tech dungeon of doom!
 
On the seventh night of Christmas, Nicolaaah gave to me
   seven souvlakis
   six antique crosses
   glowing, golden eyes
   four protein shakes
   three abarats
   two gleaming fangs
   and a high-tech dungeon of doom!
 
On the eighth night of Christmas, Nicolaaah gave to me
   eight motorcycles
   seven souvlakis
   six antique crosses
   glowing, golden eyes
   four protein shakes
   three abarats
   two gleaming fangs
   and a high-tech dungeon of doom!
 
On the ninth night of Christmas, Nicolaaah gave to me
   nine Mayan cups
   eight motorcycles
   seven souvlakis
   six antique crosses
   glowing, golden eyes
   four protein shakes
   three abarats
   two gleaming fangs
   and a high-tech dungeon of doom!
 
On the tenth night of Christmas, Nicolaaah gave to me
   ten classic Caddies
   nine Mayan cups
   eight motorcycles
   seven souvlakis
   six antique crosses
   glowing, golden eyes
   four protein shakes
   three abarats
   two gleaming fangs
   and a high-tech dungeon of doom!
 
On the eleventh night of Christmas, Nicolaaah gave to me
   eleven lonely rock stars
   ten classic Caddies
   nine Mayan cups
   eight motorcycles
   seven souvlakis
   six antique crosses
   glowing, golden eyes
   four protein shakes
   three abarats
   two gleaming fangs
   and a high-tech dungeon of doom!
 
On the twelfth night of Christmas, Nicolaaah gave to me
   twelve bottles of cow blood
   eleven lonely rock stars
   ten classic Caddies
   nine Mayan cups
   eight motorcycles
   seven souvlakis
   six antique crosses
   glowing, golden eyes
   four protein shakes
   three abarats
   two gleaming fangs
   and a high-tech dungeon of doom!
 
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With apologies to damn' near everybody (I don't do my best
scribbling before my morning caffeine, no),
 
Y'r Ob'd't S'v't,
Salieri